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The worst inventions of all time

July 24, 2008 by Jennifer Azara
Posted in: Communication tips, Internal controls, Latest news & views, Technology

There may be times when your staffers curse the technology they rely on day in and day out. Remind them it could be worse - they could have to work with these worst inventions of all time.

Crashing systems, jammed faxes, computer viruses - your people may wonder how they ever got along before all this technology came along!

But the next time Finance frustration levels are hitting an all-time high, try brainstorming some of the worst inventions of all time.

To get you started, here’s a list:

  • Left-handed scissors. Never work - what’s the point?
  • The “Flo-Bee” self haircut system.  There’s a reason no one over the age of six cuts his own hair.  
  • A black highlighter. Otherwise known as a Sharpie.
  • The pet rock. Unless you’re the marketer who came up with this one.
  • The “Billy Bass” singing fish.  That should have been “the one that got away.”
  • A battery-powered battery charger. This was not thought through.
  • Re-usable toilet paper. This is one go-green strategy to flush.
  • A pedal-powered wheelchair.  This individual should have been fired.

If you have an invention to add to the list add it here.

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2 Responses to “The worst inventions of all time”

  1. Adrienne Hively Says:

    Left Handed Scissors are NOT one of the worst inventions of all time. I’m a lefty, I know better.

  2. danbert Says:

    Powdered Water. Insert your own punchline here __________________.

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