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Aliens abducted my check! And 10 other real excuses

Jennifer Azara
by Jennifer Azara
August 14, 2009
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Customers may be getting more creative as the economy limps along. But chances are you haven’t heard any of these whoppers about excuses for being late.

Past-due debtors are no laughing matter — but some of these crazy excuses for nonpayment, courtesy of Total Recall Message Center, may bring a chuckle:

  1. “The Feds took the check as a prime clue to a murder.”
  2. “Kids must have stolen your bill from the mailbox. We lose a lot of bills that way.”
  3. “The bill didn’t come on time.”
  4. “Your check went in the phone company envelope by mistake. They must have yours. Sort it out amongst yourselves.”
  5. “I never open anything from anyone asking for money.”
  6. “I don’t care if I have credit on Earth, as long as I have credit in Heaven.”
  7. “Aliens abducted it.”
  8. “My bookkeeper had an accident. She was trying to put on a sports bra, sprained her neck and has to wear a cervical collar so she can’t look down to fill out checks.”
  9. “The bank my money was in was robbed.”
  10. “I’ve been on vacation for the past three months and haven’t had time to pay the bills.”
  11. “I would love to pay the bill, but I don’t want to!”

What are some of the most creative excuses for nonpayment you’ve heard? Share them here.

Jennifer Azara
Jennifer Azara
Jennifer, a member of the CFO Daily News staff, has covered business and finance for more than 22 years. She has written for CFOs, credit and collections professionals and accounts payable practitioners and has spoken at industry conferences on sales and use tax compliance.

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