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The 'rabid typist' and other resume gaffes

Jared Bilski
by Jared Bilski
June 8, 2010
  • Accounting
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Each day, employers are bombarded with resumes from hopeful job-seekers. But some of these individuals should’ve given their work histories another look.

Sure, companies want to see an impressive list of accomplishments and accolades from prospective employees. But a typo-ridden resume will only provide some laughs.

Here are some interesting resume blunders courtesy of Resumania:

  • Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting.
  • Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.
  • I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.
  • I am a rabid typist.
  • Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for business.
  • Proven ability to track down and correct erors.
  • Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.
  • Accomplishments: oversight of entire department.

Readers, what are some of your favorite resume typos? Share them with us in the Comments section.


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